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I'm soooo happy you're my Dad
And soooo I want to say
I love you, Dad, and wish you
A sooo very best birthday — John Walter Bratton

I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn't have time, I got it like a week before my 18th birthday. — Michelle Trachtenberg

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way. — A.A. Milne

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier ... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been. — Lewis Black

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. — Jo Brand

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday ... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. — Art Buchwald

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. — Sarah Sutton

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. — Eric Bristow

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends. — David Letterman

Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year. — Alexander Pope

On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles. — Mary Antin

I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday. — Jesse Plemons

A man thirty years old, I said to myself, should have his field of life all ploughed, and his planting well done; for after that it is summer time. — Lew Wallace

God schedules a birthday, not man. — Robert A. Bradley

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. — Kirstie Alley

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11. — Dave Barry

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! — Norm MacDonald

On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. — Jarrett J. Krosoczka

Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party. — Eddie Kaye Thomas

You're passionate, energetic and forceful, so your star sign Aries says, so have a fun packed birthday, all our love is sent your way. — Susan Smith

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. — Rachael Ray

Christmas can be transformed into a celebration more attuned to honoring the One whose birthday we celebrate. — Erwin W. Lutzer

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani

I'm eighteen; I'm a princess; and I'm a virgin. You know what? At this point in my life, I might as well be a unicorn. Happy freaking birthday to me. — Meg Cabot

A broke man's lover doesn't feel 'loved' on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine's Day. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. — Blake Anderson

This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done? — Derek Landy

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. — Steven Wright

You are a child of humanity and every day is your precious birthday. — Debasish Mridha

Today you are fulfilling another year of life and I will do everything to make it a memorable day for you. — Auliq Ice

The only day you truly wish to spend being a good person is your birthday. — Pratik Akkawar

Four hundred thousand South Africans are dying of AIDS every year. This makes the war on Iraq look like a birthday party. — Jeremy Cronin

I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal. — Loung Ung

A child of God, special possession. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The birthday of a new world is at hand. — Thomas Paine

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in. — Lynsay Sands

Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday. — Jason Sudeikis

I've never really made a big deal out of my birthday. — Nikki Reed

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. — Andy Borowitz

The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be. — Rysa Walker

Just sharing one little smile can change someone's whole world. — Heather Wolf

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off. — Joan Rivers

This kid has more mood swings than a toddler's birthday party. — Alexandra Bracken

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor. — Terry Crews

Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz

I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz. — Toks Olagundoye

The thought of him is electric, beating in my chest like a birthday wish, dark and warm and secret. — Brenna Yovanoff

The Moment I Knew" "was a song about my 21st birthday party, which was the worst experience ever, — Taylor Swift

But Jules will not give up. Not even if it is the queens' sixteenth birthday, and Beltane is in four months' time, falling like a shadow. — Kendare Blake

Every birthday celebrates a life because every life is important. — Richelle E. Goodrich

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. — Molly Sims

Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. — Anne Lamott

I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

Every five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday with 75 friends in Marrakesh, Morocco. — Chip Conley

A person's birthday should be a special day, a wonderful day, a day of pure celebration for the luck of being born! — Elise Broach

I wish but to share your gifts as a young boy on his birthday would excitedly rip open his packages to the view of others. — Dan Groat

Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year — Mary Baker Eddy

Good families always ritualize the table. You can say, "This is a Christmas meal; this is a birthday meal." — Henri Nouwen

This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake. — Jonathan Tropper

Ruby's tenth birthday party. She wore a red dress and we skated and she told me we were halfway to twenty and someday we would go to France. — Catherine Lacey

Have a memorable name day, you deserve to be happy because you are a wonderful person. Happy birthday. — Auliq Ice

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. — Robert Staughton Lynd

Now you'll get to see how I can really run a building, darlin. Not even a cracked knee to hold me back, yeah? What a nice birthday present. — Marie Lu

I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts. — Queen Latifah

Most artists don't get paid for what they do, and they are lucky if they can persuade a friend to let them show something at a kid's birthday party. — Andrei Codrescu

In wartime, everyone's birthday turns into a commemoration of something so sad. — Danny M. Cohen

We were all born on days when too many people died in terrible ways,
but you still have to call it a birthday. — Andrea Gibson

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me! — D.J. MacHale

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted. — R. K. Milholland

A birthday:-and now a day that rose
With much of hope, with meaning rife-
A thoughtful day from dawn to close:
The middle day of human life. — Jean Ingelow

Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. — Anthony Liccione

A Little Birdie
Told Me It's
Your Birthday!
So Enjoy Your
Special Day! — Julie McGregor

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange

You matter because you are you and there is no other person in this world who could ever take your place. — Heather Wolf

With just a little drop of kindness you can water a whole garden. — Heather Wolf

Every birthday comes with a great purpose and without our knowledge, it makes us wiser. — Debasish Mridha

And once again we wish you All joyous things and more A day that's filled with happiness And memories to store. — Janet Horne

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley

I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring ... — Diana Vreeland

Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor. — Isaac Watts

Today is a special day that will go by very fast, so let's take every second to make the most out of every moment. — Auliq Ice

I havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures. — Chris Bosh

N this changing world, it's nice to know that one thing is forever ... you'll always be my sister! Happy Birthday to a Wonderful Sister — Rob Jackson

You are so very wonderful
and fill our lives with cheer,
today's a celebration
for a daughter-in-law so dear.
Happy Birthday — Susan Smith

This card comes with best wishes
for a day that's fun all through,
a day of love and laughter
especially for you. — Susan Smith

For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story. — Gene Siskel

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck

A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present. — Thomas Fuller

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party. — David Letterman

As a kid, I always went to therapists; the first time was when my parents were separated on my sixth birthday, then on and off since then. — Pete Wentz

Diana has only one birthday in a year. It isn't as if birthdays were common things, Marilla. — L.M. Montgomery

The day of birth is a miraculous day. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I wish you a vivacious day of love, laughter, and joy. Have an awesome birthday! — Debasish Mridha

Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country. — Jimmy Fallon