911 Funny Quotes: top 7 famous quotes about 911 Funny

911 Funny Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational 911 Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

911 Funny Quotes By Mike Heil: I don't understand how I can always want

I don't understand how I can always want to sleep, hate waking up, and yet be afraid of death. — Mike Heil

911 Funny Quotes By George R R Martin: Those are brave men... lets go kill them

Those are brave men... lets go kill them — George R R Martin

911 Funny Quotes By Mallory Ortberg: Anything where I get to write a lot

Anything where I get to write a lot of jokes and have a lot of creative control - that's all I want. — Mallory Ortberg

911 Funny Quotes By Dan Castellaneta: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta

911 Funny Quotes By John Maynard Keynes: Experience shows that what happens is always the

Experience shows that what happens is always the thing against which one has not made provision in advance. — John Maynard Keynes

911 Funny Quotes By John Cotton Dana: A great department store, easily reached, open at

A great department store, easily reached, open at all hours, is more like a good museum of art than any of the museums we have yet established. — John Cotton Dana

911 Funny Quotes By Andrew Carnegie: Not evil, but good, has come to the

Not evil, but good, has come to the race from the accumulation of wealth by those who have the ability and energy that produce it. — Andrew Carnegie