50th Birthday Funny Quotes
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For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
— Steven Wright
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved, which a cow enjoys on giving milk.
— H.L. Mencken
The world may perish, but the meat grinder is indestructible. (112)
— Tatyana Tolstaya
I used to be a street singer in San Francisco.
— Gedde Watanabe
we're all in the business of selling ideas to the masses, and we all think our ideas are the ones to save the world,
— Oliver Bowden
The LGBT movement has been coopted by the very institutions it once sought to transform,
— Urvashi Vaid
But I've been drinking. Last time I mixed alcohol and Xanax, I went completely crazy.
— Mark Matthews
Comparison is the most dangerous acquaintance love can make.
— Soren Kierkegaard
Joy waits on welcome, not time.
— Robert Holden