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5 Star Funny Quotes & Sayings

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For years, I was either referred to as a 'rubber-faced funny man' or 'the 'Men Behaving Badly' star.' — Martin Clunes

The best pilots have need of mariners, besides sails, anchor and other tackle. — Ben Jonson

It is to escape the responsibility for failure that the weak so eagerly throw themselves into grandiose undertakings. — Eric Hoffer

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

It was unbelievable. She was standing there, staring at him like he was a real rock star. — Kami Garcia

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." — Tim Vine

Contempt, thought Tyrion, the universal tongue. — George R R Martin

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. — Scott Thompson

If there is an itch one does want to scratch; but it is much nicer to have neither the itch nor the scratch. — C.S. Lewis

I think that people who stand up for what they believe in, no matter how unpopular, should be celebrated, not cast aside. — Craig Lancaster

There are differences in the world community. But we have a common interest in a strong multilateral system. — Joschka Fischer

I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star. — Malcolm Wilson

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish. — Mitch Hedberg

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. — Jackson Radcliffe

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. — LeBron James

So little time we live in Time,
And we learn all so painfully,
That we may spare this hour's term
To practice for Eternity. — Robert Penn Warren

In fact, all kinds of men, and not merely architects, can recognize a good piece of work ... — Marcus Vitruvius Pollio

I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know. — Esther Williams

I don't know how much more expressive you can get than being a rock and roll singer. — Robert Plant

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show ... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists. — Tina Fey

I always have this strange feeling that I am this very old woman laying down about to die. You know, that my life is just her memories, or something. — Celine

She looked at him teasingly, "You're in trouble again, aren't you? — Dhayaa Anbajagane

Quotes? you want quotes?
To sound important, quote yourself — LeTony Quas Marrazo

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

It's funny, but three of my early films were with Liam Neeson, before Liam Neeson was a big star. — Fred Melamed

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? — Tracey Ullman

For many of us, our values come from our faith. — Katharine Hayhoe

He's quite extraordinary with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life [on his co-star Hayden Christensen]. — Ewan McGregor

Discovery is the joy. — Adam Haslett

Do I look like I watch Star Trek? — Michael Scott

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes — Jeffree Star