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I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
When you go to war, both sides lose totally.
— Yoko Ono
Happiness is when you are content with who you are, what you are, and where you are.
— Faith Tilley Johnson
It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing
— Bill Wyman
A false sense of security is the only kind there is.
— Michael Meade
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
On the £20,000 Mercedes prizes for each winner at the World Athletics Championships in Stuttgart- Anyone good enough to win already has one.
— Michael Johnson
Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds.
— Frank Bruno
I drink a fair amount of ramen noodles.
— T. J. Miller
Non virtuous behavior brings about unhappiness. Every time.
— Jetsunma Ahkon Lhamo
I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?
— Mitch Hedberg
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
— Zooey Deschanel
It is better to get wisdom than gold. Gold is another's, wisdom is our own; gold is for the body and time, wisdom for the soul and eternity.
— Matthew Henry
Honesty is a question of right and wrong, not a matter of policy
— Michel De Montaigne
