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1st April Funny Quotes By Torii Hunter: I always think about what would Christ do

I always think about what would Christ do in any circumstances. — Torii Hunter

1st April Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: I've said all along I've never competed with

I've said all along I've never competed with 'The Simpsons.' Not in my own mind. — Bill Cosby

1st April Funny Quotes By Napoleon Hill: Every company has room for the man who

Every company has room for the man who has a definite plan of action which is to the advantage of that company. — Napoleon Hill

1st April Funny Quotes By Jeff Bridges: I don't have one movie that is my

I don't have one movie that is my favorite, I have about 25-30 favorites. — Jeff Bridges

1st April Funny Quotes By H. Rider Haggard: Now, I whispered. Boom! boom! boom! went the

Now, I whispered. Boom! boom! boom! went the three heavy rifles, and down came Sir Henry's elephant dead as a hammer, shot right through the heart. — H. Rider Haggard

1st April Funny Quotes By Anonymous: In the end, we only regret the chances

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. — Anonymous

1st April Funny Quotes By Glenn Beck: The purpose of a just government is to

The purpose of a just government is to prevent plunder, not facilitate it. — Glenn Beck

1st April Funny Quotes By William Kristol: Republicans can also point to an alternate path.

Republicans can also point to an alternate path. They can draw upon genuine experts to explain what should be done. — William Kristol

1st April Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Kit was jolted; had he looked bored? He'd

Kit was jolted; had he looked bored? He'd been enjoying the sound of Ty's voice, lively and thoughtful. — Cassandra Clare

1st April Funny Quotes By Michael Diamond: Yauch was great at lacking fear.

Yauch was great at lacking fear. — Michael Diamond

1st April Funny Quotes By Michael Bloomberg: China is investing in factories in Eastern Europe,

China is investing in factories in Eastern Europe, not because their labor costs are lower, but because they want to be closer to their markets. — Michael Bloomberg

1st April Funny Quotes By Rhona Mitra: Spiderman can climb walls and he's got a

Spiderman can climb walls and he's got a cool outfit. — Rhona Mitra

1st April Funny Quotes By Patsy Cline: You're gonna have to learn to get out

You're gonna have to learn to get out there in front of those cameras and hold your head up. Take charge when you're singing. — Patsy Cline