1 Liners Quotes: top 30 famous quotes about 1 Liners

1 Liners Quotes & Sayings

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Geniuses are like ocean liners: they should never meet. — Louis Aragon

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true. — Richard Pryor

I like lip liners over lipsticks. I have so many of them from so many different brands, so I just pick the color that works. — Kylie Jenner

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. — Tim Vine

The resulting inability or even desire to reason and think through an idea logically is demonstrated by one-liners such as "I'm not into 'isms. — Ravi Zacharias

Shut it, right there, or I'll give you a hole that won't shut." He pointed the Colt at Clinton, clicking back the hammer. — C.G. Faulkner

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. — Arthur Smith

Who's he kidding? He's no gentleman. He has my panties — E.L. James

You tell me your fantasies, and I will make everything we do so good for you, you won't be able to get enough — Jasmine Haynes

* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel. — Bridget Golightly

My vagina has just found a new best friend — Olivia Cunning

The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners. — Fred Allen

I will find all your spots. Pleasure you until you beg me to possess you. When I finally do, I'll plunge into you hard. Deep. — Olivia Cunning

If you think about it, the guy who brought out the concept of school, hadn't been to school himself! — Shubham Choudhary

I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place. — Anthony Jeselnik

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer. — Rowan Atkinson

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny. — Philippe Falardeau

Home Depot knows 'the more they help, the more they sell'-oh by the way, for the 'bottom liners' who disagree-it's also vice-versa. — Jeffrey Gitomer

My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind — Seth Czerepak

Appreciation is always appreciated. — Shubham Choudhary

God, you made me come hard.
No need to call me God, he teased. — Olivia Cunning

Well, well, it's enough to make the lice drop dead from my head! Condescend to enter the house. — Halldor Laxness

Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners. — Sylvia Day

Make-up? What happened? You look almost female."
"Thanks. You look almost straight. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

thrilled by the dark look of desire. She thrived on men's desire for her. It made the sexual high that much greater — Jasmine Haynes

Tell me, Francis, do you buy your one-liners wholesale? Only they're well past their sell-by. — Ian Rankin

I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that — Lucy Robinson

People's expectations of what I'm capable of doing are very low. People have been used to hearing little one-liners and me play around. — Nicki Minaj

Your quick 'no' is because I refused to say 'yes' to sex. They say men think with their dicks. I hope you do not run Easton with your - — Avery Aster

Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia