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Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: We don't have a gun problem; we have a math problem: ZERO GUNS = ZERO GUN-RELATED DEATHS.

We don't have a gun problem; we have a math problem: ZERO GUNS = ZERO GUN-RELATED DEATHS.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: Just a thought for all you God-fearin', gun-lovin', Bible-thumpin' 2nd Amendment patriots. If it turns out Heaven's a gun-free zone, what's plan B???

Just a thought for all you God-fearin', gun-lovin', Bible-thumpin' 2nd Amendment patriots. If it turns out Heaven's a gun-free zone, what's plan B???

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: One thing I love about politicians; they won't allow the truth to be obscured by a bunch of facts.

One thing I love about politicians; they won't allow the truth to be obscured by a bunch of facts.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: My relationship is so dysfunctional, last night I had revenge sex and make-up porn.

My relationship is so dysfunctional, last night I had revenge sex and make-up porn.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: I must give myself permission not to like myself. It's ok. Plenty of other people don't like me either. And I have much higher standards.

I must give myself permission not to like myself. It's ok. Plenty of other people don't like me either. And I have much higher standards.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.

Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of

A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.

I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: God doesn't send atheists to Hell there's no room with all the Christians down there.

God doesn't send atheists to Hell
there's no room with all the Christians down there.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: I was planning on procrastinating today ... but never got around to it.

I was planning on procrastinating today ... but never got around to it.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: Everything's a bad metaphor for sex.

Everything's a bad metaphor for sex.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).

After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.

If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: Literature today is like elevator music for a narcoleptic.

Literature today is like elevator music for a narcoleptic.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: Time heals all wounds; some broken hearts and most cases of writer's block.

Time heals all wounds; some broken hearts
and most cases of writer's block.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: There are no sacred cows just ask Ronald McDonald.

There are no sacred cows
just ask Ronald McDonald.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.

Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: I used to be a hopeless romantic. Now I'm just hopeless.

I used to be a hopeless romantic. Now I'm just hopeless.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. (Unless the other guy has a gun!)

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. (Unless the other guy has a gun!)

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: Before you're allowed to own a .44, your IQ should be higher than .44.

Before you're allowed to own a .44, your IQ should be higher than .44.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: Better a starving eagle, than a well-fed pigeon.

Better a starving eagle, than a well-fed pigeon.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: God might not be dead, but he's sure as hell missing in action.

God might not be dead, but he's sure as hell missing in action.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: What's this business about the 'little man in the canoe?' If it's big enough for a canoe, it's too big for me.

What's this business about the 'little man in the canoe?' If it's big enough for a canoe, it's too big for me.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: It takes a good guy with a gun, to stop a bad guy with a gun (unless the bad guy's a much better shot).

It takes a good guy with a gun, to stop a bad guy with a gun (unless the bad guy's a much better shot).

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.

If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: 99% of all problems can be solved by money and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

99% of all problems can be solved by money
and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads.

A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads.

Quentin R. Bufogle quotes: Be thankful for the little you've got, and a little is all you're gonna get.

Be thankful for the little you've got, and a little is all you're gonna get.