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You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.

People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.

When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.

I miss working with great actors, working with great directors.

I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality.

I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

We all have a past; it's just that my past is out there for all to see.

I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.

My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people.

The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me.

The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.

Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.

You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything.

In my 30s, it wasn't cool to like Pauly Shore movies. It was cool to like them when they came out, then it wasn't cool.

Everywhere I go, people know who I am.

My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.

I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that.

I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil.

It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage.

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

Sesame Street ... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

America's Most Wanted? I love it when there's a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best.

There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.

I never got into The Jetsons too much.

I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?

I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure.

When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.