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Paul Lynde quotes: Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

Paul Lynde quotes: Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble

Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble

Paul Lynde quotes: My following is straight. I'm so glad.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

Paul Lynde quotes: A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

Paul Lynde quotes: My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

Paul Lynde quotes: I'm Liberace without a piano.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

Paul Lynde quotes: Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

Paul Lynde quotes: An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

Paul Lynde quotes: The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

Paul Lynde quotes: I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

Paul Lynde quotes: I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Paul Lynde quotes: Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Paul Lynde quotes: I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

Paul Lynde quotes: My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.

My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.

Paul Lynde quotes: I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

Paul Lynde quotes: The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

Paul Lynde quotes: If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

Paul Lynde quotes: Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Paul Lynde quotes: I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Paul Lynde quotes: Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Paul Lynde quotes: When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

Paul Lynde quotes: I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

Paul Lynde quotes: I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Paul Lynde quotes: Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Paul Lynde quotes: I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

Paul Lynde quotes: My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

Paul Lynde quotes: I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

Paul Lynde quotes: If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Paul Lynde quotes: I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

Paul Lynde quotes: It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

Paul Lynde quotes: A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Paul Lynde quotes: I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

Paul Lynde quotes: Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Paul Lynde quotes: If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.