P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough. ...

I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough. (P. J. O'Rourke)

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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.