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Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: You only live once, so enjoy the ride.

You only live once, so enjoy the ride.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.

Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: If you want to be a cartoonist, live the life of a cartoonist.

If you want to be a cartoonist, live the life of a cartoonist.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.

Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.

Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: Dogs are angels full of poop.

Dogs are angels full of poop.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: The happiest people are not the ones with the best or the most things, but those who most appreciate what they have.

The happiest people are not the ones with the best or the most things, but those who most appreciate what they have.

Oliver Gaspirtz quotes: A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.

A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.