Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, ...

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock." (Mitch Hedberg)

Mitch Hedberg Quotes Pictures

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."