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I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.

I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation. (Mitch Hedberg)

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.