Merrill Markoe quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Merrill Markoe

Merrill Markoe Famous Quotes & Sayings

Discover top inspirational quotes from Merrill Markoe on Wise Famous Quotes.

When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.

Men, as a general rule, shy away from therapy because there is no obvious way to keep score.

The whole narcissism and echo syndrome is usually the result of early childhood training. Those are very hard habits for anyone to break.

I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in.

To find the right person, you must first BE the right person.

They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with ceaselessly.

My goal was always getting my work out in the world, and in many ways, I feel like the luckiest person alive.

I care about being creative and productive.

Reality television is a scripted hyper-life that employs writers, but won't allow them to call themselves writers or join the union.

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

I learned to cope with my needs for attention by creating my own private personal rituals to make myself feel special.

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.

And Mom? You're a good girl."
"Thank you. That's very sweet of you, Chuck"
Though what I was really thinking was: This is too fucking weird.

Reality TV has managed to commodify everything we used to think of as the elements of normal life.

I have a very hard time getting to rage. I always assume that maybe I've done something wrong and then forgotten about it.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone.

My mother ... took the fact that my taste differed from hers as a personal insult.

The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else.

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.

Come on! You must have at least suspected there was someone else," he said. "Couldn't you smell her on his pants?

Whatever behavior you've experienced from people in the past, expect them to do it again and again and again.

I'm clear with all my bitches ... I hump her till she bites me. Then it's adios bitches, time for BALL.

I am deeply grateful for the life I do have. In many ways, I am very fortunate.

I don't like the celebrity gossip culture, and I certainly don't want to contribute to it. I don't care about the Kardashians, or any of them.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.

A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the only woman he would ever cheat on.