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Matthew Perry quotes: I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

Matthew Perry quotes: I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy.

I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy.

Matthew Perry quotes: I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that.

I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that.

Matthew Perry quotes: It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'

It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'

Matthew Perry quotes: I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

Matthew Perry quotes: I play a guy who is 40. And I am a very good actor, because I'm 41.

I play a guy who is 40. And I am a very good actor, because I'm 41.

Matthew Perry quotes: I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

Matthew Perry quotes: I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people.

I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people.

Matthew Perry quotes: As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.

As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.

Matthew Perry quotes: The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

Matthew Perry quotes: I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway.

I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway.

Matthew Perry quotes: I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

Matthew Perry quotes: 'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

Matthew Perry quotes: When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.

When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.

Matthew Perry quotes: I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey.

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey.

Matthew Perry quotes: Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

Matthew Perry quotes: I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

Matthew Perry quotes: There was a time when I wasn't working a lot. It ebbs and flows. Mostly I was just living my life and playing 'Fallout 3,' a very fun game.

There was a time when I wasn't working a lot. It ebbs and flows. Mostly I was just living my life and playing 'Fallout 3,' a very fun game.

Matthew Perry quotes: So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

Matthew Perry quotes: I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

Matthew Perry quotes: I learned to fall down early in life - I was, like, six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was, like, six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

Matthew Perry quotes: I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.

I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.

Matthew Perry quotes: I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered.

I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered.

Matthew Perry quotes: As for my personal life, I'd love to start a family of my own. I think I'd make a great dad, and I think shortly I would make a great

As for my personal life, I'd love to start a family of my own. I think I'd make a great dad, and I think shortly I would make a great husband.

Matthew Perry quotes: It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.

Matthew Perry quotes: If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.

If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.

Matthew Perry quotes: In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

Matthew Perry quotes: My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.

Matthew Perry quotes: If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.

If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.

Matthew Perry quotes: I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

Matthew Perry quotes: If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

Matthew Perry quotes: When I die, I'd like' Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

When I die, I'd like' Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

Matthew Perry quotes: I think we need to educate our doctors about addiction.

I think we need to educate our doctors about addiction.

Matthew Perry quotes: I was like: I'm going to ask her [Julia Roberts] out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.

I was like: I'm going to ask her [Julia Roberts] out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.

Matthew Perry quotes: I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

Matthew Perry quotes: The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.

The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.

Matthew Perry quotes: I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

Matthew Perry quotes: After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.

Matthew Perry quotes: When I was, like, 15, I realized there could be a career in making people laugh - like, you could get paid to do it. That was insane to me.

When I was, like, 15, I realized there could be a career in making people laugh - like, you could get paid to do it. That was insane to me.

Matthew Perry quotes: I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

Matthew Perry quotes: To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

Matthew Perry quotes: I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.

I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.

Matthew Perry quotes: I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

Matthew Perry quotes: I used to believe in a "Ms. Right", but now i know there is like 4 million "Ms. Rights" and it is just a matter of which one you meet

I used to believe in a "Ms. Right", but now i know there is like 4 million "Ms. Rights" and it is just a matter of which one you meet first.

Matthew Perry quotes: I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

Matthew Perry quotes: I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

Matthew Perry quotes: I love the idea of 'the one' but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.

I love the idea of 'the one' but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.

Matthew Perry quotes: Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

Matthew Perry quotes: Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

Matthew Perry quotes: To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.