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I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy.

I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that.

It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

I play a guy who is 40. And I am a very good actor, because I'm 41.

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people.

As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway.

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey.

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

There was a time when I wasn't working a lot. It ebbs and flows. Mostly I was just living my life and playing 'Fallout 3,' a very fun game.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was, like, six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.

I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered.

As for my personal life, I'd love to start a family of my own. I think I'd make a great dad, and I think shortly I would make a great husband.

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.

If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.

If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

When I die, I'd like' Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

I think we need to educate our doctors about addiction.

I was like: I'm going to ask her [Julia Roberts] out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.

I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.

When I was, like, 15, I realized there could be a career in making people laugh - like, you could get paid to do it. That was insane to me.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.

I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

I used to believe in a "Ms. Right", but now i know there is like 4 million "Ms. Rights" and it is just a matter of which one you meet first.

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

I love the idea of 'the one' but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.