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It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have

It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion. (Mark Twain)

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Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.
Mark Twain Quotes: It was not lively enough for a pleasure trip; but if we had only had a corpse it would have made a noble funeral excursion.