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The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.

The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead. (Mark R. Jones)

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Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
Mark R. Jones Quotes: The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.