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Maria Bamford quotes: I have a hard time with interviews, because I'd rather hear about the interviewer.

I have a hard time with interviews, because I'd rather hear about the interviewer.

Maria Bamford quotes: If you stay alive for no other reason do it for spite

If you stay alive for no other reason do it for spite

Maria Bamford quotes: Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

Maria Bamford quotes: I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

Maria Bamford quotes: I'm not an extroverted person, nor am I hyper-confident in my point of view. I just don't have that personality.

I'm not an extroverted person, nor am I hyper-confident in my point of view. I just don't have that personality.

Maria Bamford quotes: Time flies when you are anxious!

Time flies when you are anxious!

Maria Bamford quotes: Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry.

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry.

Maria Bamford quotes: I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming.

I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming.

Maria Bamford quotes: I love support groups, people talking about their feelings.

I love support groups, people talking about their feelings.

Maria Bamford quotes: I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job ... and the missing half of this golden amulet.

I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job ... and the missing half of this golden amulet.

Maria Bamford quotes: I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope.

I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope.

Maria Bamford quotes: I sleep hard; I dream harder!

I sleep hard; I dream harder!

Maria Bamford quotes: We're all doing the best we can and sometimes it is not that good.

We're all doing the best we can and sometimes it is not that good.

Maria Bamford quotes: As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time.

As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time.

Maria Bamford quotes: I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me.

I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me.

Maria Bamford quotes: I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell.

I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell.

Maria Bamford quotes: I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere.

I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere.

Maria Bamford quotes: Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!

Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!

Maria Bamford quotes: Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough.

Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough.

Maria Bamford quotes: Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.

Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.

Maria Bamford quotes: The Internet makes everything much less mysterious.

The Internet makes everything much less mysterious.

Maria Bamford quotes: When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to.

When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to.

Maria Bamford quotes: Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

Maria Bamford quotes: I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities ... but their moods create weather.

I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities ... but their moods create weather.

Maria Bamford quotes: I think I, like a lot of people, have that type of brain where I find it interesting or fulfilling to worry about something.

I think I, like a lot of people, have that type of brain where I find it interesting or fulfilling to worry about something.

Maria Bamford quotes: Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

Maria Bamford quotes: If you stay alive for no reason at all, please do it for spite.

If you stay alive for no reason at all, please do it for spite.

Maria Bamford quotes: When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.

When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.

Maria Bamford quotes: The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it.

The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it.

Maria Bamford quotes: I think you can lose yourself in any creative activity - if you enjoy your job or enjoy a task, you can lose yourself in that.

I think you can lose yourself in any creative activity - if you enjoy your job or enjoy a task, you can lose yourself in that.

Maria Bamford quotes: I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

Maria Bamford quotes: I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others.

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others.

Maria Bamford quotes: I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

Maria Bamford quotes: It's always the compliments from people you love that mean so much.

It's always the compliments from people you love that mean so much.

Maria Bamford quotes: People get really irritated by mental illness.

People get really irritated by mental illness.