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Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time