Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a ...

Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator. (Mallory Ortberg)

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Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

Mallory Ortberg Quotes: Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.