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Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.

Jake thanked God he had a son to put to bed when he knew somewhere there was a family, right now, waiting for someone who would never come home.

Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date.

If it weren't for book tours, I would never leave my house.

To Ned, will you. Carry on.

Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.

I already know when I'm being bad, and I don't need to be nagged by my underwear.

If you cant be brave then be determined. And you will end up in the same place.

I always win in the end

I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

Motherhood was not for the weak.

If you can't be brave, be determined. And you'll end up in the same place.

I like terrific writing, but I also like a terrific story. My favorite books have both, and they're by contemporary, commercial American writers.

Ask me if I care.

Testosterone should be a controlled substance.

Night came early to this neighborhood, the sun fleeing the sky, leaving heaven black and blue.

It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.

I read, therefore, I matter.

Great griefs are mute.

My animals are a really important part of my life.

You can really help support a character if you understand the setting. So for that reason I generally write about Philadelphia.

How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?
The patients get better and leave.

I don't need my head examined, but where were you when I married my second husband. Sheesh.

Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening?

She set down the glass, palmed the

Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked

You know what Kovich always says, 'Leave or heave.'" She

Eric turned the corner onto his old

She's only human. Don't judge her. Just love her.

I love the dignity in the name Philadelphia, but at heart, we're Philly.

They never see me coming.
Know why?
Because I'm already there.

Truth is, every writer has to be a good editor, and you have to edit yourself. It's a skill every writer has to acquire.

Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words."
"I love you?

I look normal but i'm not

You cannot do more with less.

Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things

If you think I'm handsome, there's obviously nothing wrong with your vision.

Everything associated with weddings cost the same - a fortune.

Now, Megan, we can't pick on whoever abstained.

She wondered if justice was possible in a world full of profoundly evil and damaged human beings, in a veritable universe of damage.

The look he was going for was Friendly Suburban Dad, because that's what he was, but he suspected he'd achieved only
Cialis Guy.

The truth is that every writer, whether it's fiction or nonfiction, is trying to write something truly original and that's what I think I'm doing.

People project all sorts of emotions onto their cats, and cats like it that way.

That's what books do, isn't it? That's why I love to read. They bring us closer to ourselves.

Every psychiatrist hated the irony that the best-paying specialty was cosmetic surgery, as if you could fix your psyche by changing your face.

Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.

Because she does not worry about me.

Hannah was out of earshot, then turned to Caitlin.

We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb.

Don't think on what they say, because you don't have to get yourself right with them. You have to get yourself right with you.

Who's the president of the United States?"
"Who cares? All politicians are crooks

I'm neither your friend nor your frenemy, unless you have what I want.

Everybody hates lawyers, but they don't realize judges are just lawyers with a promotion. Think about it.

I've read that one out of twenty-four people is a sociopath, and if you ask me, the other twenty-three of you should be worried.

She's the Girl Who Dresses Too Hot For Work. Every rotation has one, probably every job.

Judy felt dismayed. A half hour? She couldn't learn much about the gym in half an hour.

They don't realize evil lives on their streets

She realised that letting someone go was setting them free.

I fool everybody!

Don't you wear glasses, George?" "Not anymore. I had my eyes lasered." Can you say midlife crisis? Radial keratotomy is the new red Porsche.

I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it's practice for sociopaths.

We're here and we prey on you

From Anthony, reading, Can you let me know now? Sanchez leaves for weekend if we're not on. She felt a guilty pang. It's

No one's paying any attention to sociopaths, or they think we're all killers, which is a misconception.

I still think I'm writing Nancy Drew with a mortgage.

Even if it's not what you planned, you can make a life for yourself on your own and be happy.

I am an open book, literally. I don't mind if people know way too much about me.

There was no known cure for a Catholic education.

Good people can't imagine evil. It catches us by surprise, and it always will.

I fool you. I fool everyone.

Don't try and change me. Women always try to change men. It never works. I'm not trying to change you. I'm trying to work with you.

Don't argue what you don't believe in. Rule number one, in law and in life.

I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart.

He didn't know why she was standing so close , much less touching him, but he didn't have time to worry about it.

You should be more paranoid

Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it.

Bars over the door, but not the window, and the roof looked

I'm a sociopath. I look normal, but I'm not. I'm smarter, better, and freer, because I'm not bound by rules, law, emotion or regard for you.

A movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world.

I don't really like you, but I'm so good at acting as if I do that it's basically the same thing.

Let's talk about a decision that women have to make every morning-
Big purse or little purse?

Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time.

You're my best friend. I understand you and appreciate you, and can make you happy the rest of your life, I promise you that.

If I stopped talking after I made my point, I'd never say anything.

You don't have to be dead to write a classic, and you don't have to be literary to be smart.

Truly I never thought of myself as writing legal thrillers, and I still don't think I do. I write stories about women.

He's an odd duck
but he's a good kid, with a good heart.

I am really, I think, truly an easygoing, positive, fun person.