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Lisa Scottoline quotes: Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.

Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Jake thanked God he had a son to put to bed when he knew somewhere there was a family, right now, waiting for someone who would never come home.

Jake thanked God he had a son to put to bed when he knew somewhere there was a family, right now, waiting for someone who would never come home.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date.

Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: If it weren't for book tours, I would never leave my house.

If it weren't for book tours, I would never leave my house.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: To Ned, will you. Carry on.

To Ned, will you. Carry on.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.

Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I already know when I'm being bad, and I don't need to be nagged by my underwear.

I already know when I'm being bad, and I don't need to be nagged by my underwear.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: If you cant be brave then be determined. And you will end up in the same place.

If you cant be brave then be determined. And you will end up in the same place.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I always win in the end

I always win in the end

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Motherhood was not for the weak.

Motherhood was not for the weak.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: If you can't be brave, be determined. And you'll end up in the same place.

If you can't be brave, be determined. And you'll end up in the same place.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I like terrific writing, but I also like a terrific story. My favorite books have both, and they're by contemporary, commercial American writers.

I like terrific writing, but I also like a terrific story. My favorite books have both, and they're by contemporary, commercial American writers.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Ask me if I care.

Ask me if I care.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Testosterone should be a controlled substance.

Testosterone should be a controlled substance.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Night came early to this neighborhood, the sun fleeing the sky, leaving heaven black and blue.

Night came early to this neighborhood, the sun fleeing the sky, leaving heaven black and blue.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.

It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I read, therefore, I matter.

I read, therefore, I matter.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Great griefs are mute.

Great griefs are mute.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: My animals are a really important part of my life.

My animals are a really important part of my life.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: You can really help support a character if you understand the setting. So for that reason I generally write about Philadelphia.

You can really help support a character if you understand the setting. So for that reason I generally write about Philadelphia.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?The patients get better and leave.

How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?
The patients get better and leave.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I don't need my head examined, but where were you when I married my second husband. Sheesh.

I don't need my head examined, but where were you when I married my second husband. Sheesh.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening?

Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening?

Lisa Scottoline quotes: She set down the glass, palmed the

She set down the glass, palmed the

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked

Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked

Lisa Scottoline quotes: You know what Kovich always says, 'Leave or heave.'" She

You know what Kovich always says, 'Leave or heave.'" She

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Eric turned the corner onto his old

Eric turned the corner onto his old

Lisa Scottoline quotes: She's only human. Don't judge her. Just love her.

She's only human. Don't judge her. Just love her.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I love the dignity in the name Philadelphia, but at heart, we're Philly.

I love the dignity in the name Philadelphia, but at heart, we're Philly.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: They never see me coming.Know why?Because I'm already there.

They never see me coming.
Know why?
Because I'm already there.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Truth is, every writer has to be a good editor, and you have to edit yourself. It's a skill every writer has to acquire.

Truth is, every writer has to be a good editor, and you have to edit yourself. It's a skill every writer has to acquire.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words.""I love you?

Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words."
"I love you?

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I look normal but i'm not

I look normal but i'm not

Lisa Scottoline quotes: You cannot do more with less.

You cannot do more with less.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things

Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things

Lisa Scottoline quotes: If you think I'm handsome, there's obviously nothing wrong with your vision.

If you think I'm handsome, there's obviously nothing wrong with your vision.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Everything associated with weddings cost the same - a fortune.

Everything associated with weddings cost the same - a fortune.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Now, Megan, we can't pick on whoever abstained.

Now, Megan, we can't pick on whoever abstained.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: She wondered if justice was possible in a world full of profoundly evil and damaged human beings, in a veritable universe of damage.

She wondered if justice was possible in a world full of profoundly evil and damaged human beings, in a veritable universe of damage.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: The look he was going for was Friendly Suburban Dad, because that's what he was, but he suspected he'd achieved onlyCialis Guy.

The look he was going for was Friendly Suburban Dad, because that's what he was, but he suspected he'd achieved only
Cialis Guy.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: The truth is that every writer, whether it's fiction or nonfiction, is trying to write something truly original and that's what I think I'm doing.

The truth is that every writer, whether it's fiction or nonfiction, is trying to write something truly original and that's what I think I'm doing.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: People project all sorts of emotions onto their cats, and cats like it that way.

People project all sorts of emotions onto their cats, and cats like it that way.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: That's what books do, isn't it? That's why I love to read. They bring us closer to ourselves.

That's what books do, isn't it? That's why I love to read. They bring us closer to ourselves.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Every psychiatrist hated the irony that the best-paying specialty was cosmetic surgery, as if you could fix your psyche by changing your face.

Every psychiatrist hated the irony that the best-paying specialty was cosmetic surgery, as if you could fix your psyche by changing your face.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.

Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Because she does not worry about me.

Because she does not worry about me.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Hannah was out of earshot, then turned to Caitlin.

Hannah was out of earshot, then turned to Caitlin.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb.

We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Don't think on what they say, because you don't have to get yourself right with them. You have to get yourself right with you.

Don't think on what they say, because you don't have to get yourself right with them. You have to get yourself right with you.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Who's the president of the United States?""Who cares? All politicians are crooks

Who's the president of the United States?"
"Who cares? All politicians are crooks

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I'm neither your friend nor your frenemy, unless you have what I want.

I'm neither your friend nor your frenemy, unless you have what I want.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Everybody hates lawyers, but they don't realize judges are just lawyers with a promotion. Think about it.

Everybody hates lawyers, but they don't realize judges are just lawyers with a promotion. Think about it.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I've read that one out of twenty-four people is a sociopath, and if you ask me, the other twenty-three of you should be worried.

I've read that one out of twenty-four people is a sociopath, and if you ask me, the other twenty-three of you should be worried.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: She's the Girl Who Dresses Too Hot For Work. Every rotation has one, probably every job.

She's the Girl Who Dresses Too Hot For Work. Every rotation has one, probably every job.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Judy felt dismayed. A half hour? She couldn't learn much about the gym in half an hour.

Judy felt dismayed. A half hour? She couldn't learn much about the gym in half an hour.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: They don't realize evil lives on their streets

They don't realize evil lives on their streets

Lisa Scottoline quotes: She realised that letting someone go was setting them free.

She realised that letting someone go was setting them free.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I fool everybody!

I fool everybody!

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Don't you wear glasses, George?" "Not anymore. I had my eyes lasered." Can you say midlife crisis? Radial keratotomy is the new red Porsche.

Don't you wear glasses, George?" "Not anymore. I had my eyes lasered." Can you say midlife crisis? Radial keratotomy is the new red Porsche.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it's practice for sociopaths.

I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it's practice for sociopaths.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: We're here and we prey on you

We're here and we prey on you

Lisa Scottoline quotes: From Anthony, reading, Can you let me know now? Sanchez leaves for weekend if we're not on. She felt a guilty pang. It's

From Anthony, reading, Can you let me know now? Sanchez leaves for weekend if we're not on. She felt a guilty pang. It's

Lisa Scottoline quotes: No one's paying any attention to sociopaths, or they think we're all killers, which is a misconception.

No one's paying any attention to sociopaths, or they think we're all killers, which is a misconception.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I still think I'm writing Nancy Drew with a mortgage.

I still think I'm writing Nancy Drew with a mortgage.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Even if it's not what you planned, you can make a life for yourself on your own and be happy.

Even if it's not what you planned, you can make a life for yourself on your own and be happy.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I am an open book, literally. I don't mind if people know way too much about me.

I am an open book, literally. I don't mind if people know way too much about me.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: There was no known cure for a Catholic education.

There was no known cure for a Catholic education.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Good people can't imagine evil. It catches us by surprise, and it always will.

Good people can't imagine evil. It catches us by surprise, and it always will.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I fool you. I fool everyone.

I fool you. I fool everyone.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Don't try and change me. Women always try to change men. It never works. I'm not trying to change you. I'm trying to work with you.

Don't try and change me. Women always try to change men. It never works. I'm not trying to change you. I'm trying to work with you.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Don't argue what you don't believe in. Rule number one, in law and in life.

Don't argue what you don't believe in. Rule number one, in law and in life.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control.

I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart.

Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: He didn't know why she was standing so close , much less touching him, but he didn't have time to worry about it.

He didn't know why she was standing so close , much less touching him, but he didn't have time to worry about it.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: You should be more paranoid

You should be more paranoid

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it.

Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Bars over the door, but not the window, and the roof looked

Bars over the door, but not the window, and the roof looked

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I'm a sociopath. I look normal, but I'm not. I'm smarter, better, and freer, because I'm not bound by rules, law, emotion or regard for you.

I'm a sociopath. I look normal, but I'm not. I'm smarter, better, and freer, because I'm not bound by rules, law, emotion or regard for you.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: A movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world.

A movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I don't really like you, but I'm so good at acting as if I do that it's basically the same thing.

I don't really like you, but I'm so good at acting as if I do that it's basically the same thing.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Let's talk about a decision that women have to make every morning- Big purse or little purse?

Let's talk about a decision that women have to make every morning-
Big purse or little purse?

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time.

Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: You're my best friend. I understand you and appreciate you, and can make you happy the rest of your life, I promise you that.

You're my best friend. I understand you and appreciate you, and can make you happy the rest of your life, I promise you that.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: If I stopped talking after I made my point, I'd never say anything.

If I stopped talking after I made my point, I'd never say anything.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: You don't have to be dead to write a classic, and you don't have to be literary to be smart.

You don't have to be dead to write a classic, and you don't have to be literary to be smart.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: Truly I never thought of myself as writing legal thrillers, and I still don't think I do. I write stories about women.

Truly I never thought of myself as writing legal thrillers, and I still don't think I do. I write stories about women.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: He's an odd duckbut he's a good kid, with a good heart.

He's an odd duck
but he's a good kid, with a good heart.

Lisa Scottoline quotes: I am really, I think, truly an easygoing, positive, fun person.

I am really, I think, truly an easygoing, positive, fun person.