Larissa Ione quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Larissa Ione

Larissa Ione Famous Quotes & Sayings

Discover top inspirational quotes from Larissa Ione on Wise Famous Quotes.

This is needle-in-haystack shit. And the haystack is made of needles. On a needle planet.

I swear, I've never met any demon as annoying as you are."
"You haven't met my youngest brother.

Remember that when he's slaughtering you. It's important that the guy strangling the life out of you is drop-dead gorgeous.

Sorry, I happen to be into women, so Thanatos doesn't do it for me. But it's probably fair to say that if I were gay, I'd do him.

Who'd have thought your screwball brother could have gone so serial-killer fucktwat insane?

I love you. Never forget that. Never forget...me.

Mine. You're mine, Sin. No one else will ever touch you, do you understand? You belong to me. You'll bond with me.

~Con

Theres a nightmare scenario. Oh hey a weasel!

You should smile more often.'
'Can't.' He grunted as he opened her shirt to expose her chest. 'My face might freeze like that.

Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.

Be careful, little killer. The Fates can fuck with you in ways you can't even imagine.

Fuck me, I love her.

When you can't be sure of anything else in this crapped- on world, you have to be sure of yourself.

Why a bird?"
Another shrug. "They're free you know? They can go anywhere they want, whenever they want. They can just spread their wings and go.

I love you" he whispered against her lips. "I want you. I didn't see you coming. You blindsided me, and I wouldn't change a thing.

fangjerk

~Wraith

Harvester's heart soared. Reaver had offered to castrate an archangel for her. How sweet was that?

Wow", he rasped. "Do you emasculate all the men, or am I speacial?

He'd always thought Roag was one rat short of a plague.

Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do.

~Gem

Newsflash, you Heavenly puke; no children that come of the union with my mate will ever be handed over to you.

Sin Fever, Wraith chimed in with a little too much enjoyment.
Sin Fever? They'd named the fucking disease after her? Bastards.

I've got you," he murmured into her hair. "I'll always get you.

Wraith held up his hands. Chill, Gramps. I don't want to sit on your knee or anything.

For the next eight and a half months, you're going to be mine. Every. Night.

She'd read somewhere that normal, healthy men got up to twenty erections a day. Um ... yep, Ares was definitely healthy.

I hate you."
"I know," he whispered.
"Kiss me."
He didn't hesitate.

Have you had a chance to talk with your colleagues?
Talk? We don't talk. They dictate. I tell them to fuck off.

War is hell." - William Tecumseh Sherman "Sherman was totally my bitch." - War

Forgive me-he mumbled against her lips. Please. Forgive me for what I'm going to do to you.

~Shade

I will never belong to anyone - I will die before I allow that to happen.

She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.

One of you brothers, I'm guessing?'
'Yep. The mean one. Oh, wait, they're all mean.' She grinned. 'You are so fucked.

Okay, boys." Pestilence's grating voice rang out. "Kill the human and the mutt, and let's get this Apocalypse started!

He really wished she would stop fingering the brick.

Horror Hotel, as wraith called Shade's house. Vampires, demons, and werewolves check in ... and then they make out, and-

And your skin, it tastes like me. I want to taste you everywhere.

Your mom is my sunset, and you are my dawn.

You're no angel. You're Fallen. You just haven't had the decency to lose your wings. [Reaver]

Because make no mistake, Serena. I do bite.

~Wraith

You two have a lot of balls coming here."
Kynan gestured to Arik. "He does. I'm charmed. Nothing can hurt me. Or my balls.

Yep, ouch. He and apologies didn't get along.

I will bear this pain for you," he swore. "If one of us has to bleed, it will be me. It'll always be me.

It's okay. There's no shame in wanting me. I am hot, after all.

I don't try Sin. I do. Remember that.

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.

Vex had never believed in soul mates, but as her soul touched Zhubaal's, she knew the truth.
They belonged together.

Sex had always been a weapon, a tool, the only form of currency that never ran out.

But this spirited little human had him by the balls, and some small part of him liked it.
Hell's bells, as Shade would say, Hell's fucking bells.

Easy there, Smurfette.

Now, con said grimly, "I go to kill a werewolf and claim my woman."

~Con

And horror of horrors, he realized that he was experiencing some sort of a crush.
He needed to kill something.

Leave it to him to get messed up with deaths little girl

Better would be good. Because if she felt a little less like she'd been run over by a truck, she could jump on Dr. Hottie.

You," he purred, "are a HILF."
"A what?"
"A Horseman I'd like to fuck.

I love you, lirsha

There's an old Cheyenne saying about how, when a man is as wise as a serpent, he can afford to be as harmless as a dove.

There's very little that frightens me more than the Grim Reaper when he's horny.

I've got a mind to turn you over my knee and spank the spoiled hell out of you

Said, his voice thick with anger, I'm going to get into her

I want you, Cat. I want you more than I've wanted anything since I fell.

I'm not exactly a half-breed." Wraith said. "More of a freak of nature. But my mate is fangy, so my lips are sealed.

Thanatos swung around. "Death." Cara swallowed. Audibly. "As in, the Grim Reaper?" He snorted. "That poser. He deals with evil souls.

I feel like I'm finally whole. I'm five thousand years old," he rasped. "But the day you found me in the woods, that's when my life started.

Oh, hell, no. I saw you with the rifle." He glanced over at her, and his voice went a notch deeper. "It was fucking hot. I love a badass female.

No bra," he said against her mouth. "Thank you. I hate those things. Dumbest human invention. Ever.

Wraith rubbed his hands together in cheesy horror-movie glee. "Join us or die." He grinned. "I've always wanted to say that.

Is this some kind of joke?" "I have no sense of humor." She'd heard that about Raphael.

This is'nt like , vampire gay, is it?

~Kynan

Oompa-Loompa Land?" He shook his head. "No way. Orange people give me the creeps. I don't even like fake tans. I'd never be their king.

I wonder what disgusts you more, the fact that I'm a demon, or the fact that when I touch you, it doesn't matter.

The present was better. Much, much better. Humans had coffee now. And gelato.

She shoved to her feet. What the hell is that scroll? Some sort of Aegis romance novel? Underworld erotica? Screw you all.

He'd always prided himself on being more civilized than his brothers, but so much for that; he was becoming aroused in a damned sewer.

Virgin to father in zero to sixty

Touch my soul, Vex." Stopping in front of her, he took one of her hands and pressed it over his heart. "On my honor, it's you I want. Only you.

If Castle Dracula screwed a hospital, this would be the bastard offspring.

Crazy? try ceiling-licking, rabies-frothing, dish-ran-away-with-the-spoon-in-fucking-sane.
Thanatos

Those Heavenly bastards can suck my dick.

But sometimes mindless entertainment was a release of its own. Most important, mindless entertainment didn't come with complications.

You volunteering to play Big Gulp?

~Wraith

I was a virgin before you. You woke a sleeping demon, Regan. I tried to sate it myself, but failed. Now you're going to deal with the consequences.

Fuck a motherfucking fuckduck"
- Wraith

Fine," he said. "You're right. We're not normal. We're the most fucked-up, star-crossed lovers in history. So let's not play nice.

Wraith rolled his eyes. If there was anything he hated more than cryptic shit, it was fate shit.

I could say I think coulds are pretty, and you'd say they're only pretty to demons.

I'll always be here for you. I'll wait as long as it takes." He locked his eyes with her. "You were always the one.

He'd taken a lot of females in his life, females who played at sex like a contact sport, but Tayla ... she rocked his underworld.

Hellboy?"
"What?"
"Touch me. Make me forget all this."
He was on her in an instant, took her down to the floor before she could blink.

You can't truly hate someone you've loved. You can only hurt.

My temper is under control, he roared, and yep, that display surely convinced Ares.

Yenrieth wanted to lick her dry.
Then lick her wet.

Because only a fool believes everything they read or are told.

He stretched out beside her, uncomfortably close, as if they were lovers. Real lovers and not the most mismatched pair of fuck buddies ever.

I don't care what you are, Gem. I want you. I love you.

Danger followed in his wake ... followed, because it wouldn't dare get in
his way.

Harvester might have a halo, but dear, sweet Lord, she was no angel in the sack.
Awesome.

She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. "What is this? Vampire porn?"
"Yep."
"Oh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer.

Arik didn't know how long he'd been in hell. Time was one never-ending, no-lube f&*k when you were in the dark and in agony.

Still amazes me that people spend more time researching a new vehicle than they do the religion they entrust their souls to.