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Kevin Nealon quotes: I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game ... ' But then there's always another and another and another.

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game ... ' But then there's always another and another and another.

Kevin Nealon quotes: Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

Kevin Nealon quotes: The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.

Kevin Nealon quotes: It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

Kevin Nealon quotes: I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

Kevin Nealon quotes: A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.

Kevin Nealon quotes: When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

Kevin Nealon quotes: I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere.

I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Kevin Nealon quotes: Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

Kevin Nealon quotes: Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

Kevin Nealon quotes: You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup.

You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.

I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.

Kevin Nealon quotes: As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

Kevin Nealon quotes: As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences.

As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.

I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.

Kevin Nealon quotes: As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good.

As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.

I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.

Kevin Nealon quotes: If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

Kevin Nealon quotes: Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

Kevin Nealon quotes: A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Kevin Nealon quotes: When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

Kevin Nealon quotes: It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

Kevin Nealon quotes: When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood.

When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood.

Kevin Nealon quotes: The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.

I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.

Kevin Nealon quotes: It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

Kevin Nealon quotes: A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Kevin Nealon quotes: The Outer Limits was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The Twilight Zone.

The Outer Limits was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The Twilight Zone.

Kevin Nealon quotes: If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

Kevin Nealon quotes: Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

Kevin Nealon quotes: Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

Kevin Nealon quotes: Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Kevin Nealon quotes: The good thing about Weeds now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.

The good thing about Weeds now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.

Kevin Nealon quotes: Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Kevin Nealon quotes: I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

Kevin Nealon quotes: Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.