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Keith Waterhouse quotes: I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.

Keith Waterhouse quotes: I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.

I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.

Keith Waterhouse quotes: The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

Keith Waterhouse quotes: Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.

Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.

Keith Waterhouse quotes: The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

Keith Waterhouse quotes: A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.

A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.

Keith Waterhouse quotes: Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.

Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.

Keith Waterhouse quotes: Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

Keith Waterhouse quotes: Should not the Society of Indexers be know as Indexers, Society of, The?

Should not the Society of Indexers be know as Indexers, Society of, The?

Keith Waterhouse quotes: Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.

Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.