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I was lost in a vast, storm-tossed sea of shifting rhythmic complexities.

your mother and I have always been close.

We're all free to chose some people to love, and then do it.

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.

Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey?
Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one?

Annette had kissed me.
Who would'a thunk it?

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

Or maybe ... their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead.

If you could pick one word in the English language to describe the universe, what would it be? Why?"

Here's my response:

Unfair.

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.

You'll learn one day that real apologies don't come with a BUT in the middle.

Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change

And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.

One moon shows in every pool; in every pool, the one moon.

Mr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills.

I don't feel brave. I feel like a galloping idiot, stumbling from crisis to crisis, barely able to speak to any normal person

Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

It was a cheesy cheeseball, covered with Cheez Whiz and served on a bed of Cheez-Its. With a side of queso.

It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that's a weird image.

Chicks dig a dude who's sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.

I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog - cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.

I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.

Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.

Rehearsals and practice times by myself are like these little islands of 'Okay' in a vast sea of 'Holy Crap!

(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers' shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)