John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to ...

Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out. (John Scalzi)

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John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.

John Scalzi Quotes: Dirk Moeller didn't know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out.