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A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.

A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.

Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.

England produces the best fat actors.

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.

Hockey would be a great game ... if played in the mud.

Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong