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Jimmy Cannon quotes: A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.

A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.

Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: England produces the best fat actors.

England produces the best fat actors.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.

Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.

Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: Hockey would be a great game ... if played in the mud.

Hockey would be a great game ... if played in the mud.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: [A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

Jimmy Cannon quotes: A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong