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I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.

Stay fit and live long and prosper, but write your own obituary now, while you can, just in case.

I love men. They Taste like Chicken

It's vitally important that you buy your own crown and declare yourself Queen, and then spend the rest of your life living into that.

Hate people on an individual basis only - you must actually get to know someone at least slightly before you can properly hate him or her.

What if, when you woke up in the morning, ALL you had LEFT was what you had thanked God for the night before?

Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.

In certain regions of Italy, women of ill-repute or evil looks are forbidden to enter cheese factories.

Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry at all.

If God wasn't mightily amused by our humanness, I figure he'd have wiped us out a long time ago.

If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know what it is, thank you, and I don't want to know.