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Jesse Andrews quotes: We used to be pretty good friends, but fourteen-year-old girls are psychotic.

We used to be pretty good friends, but fourteen-year-old girls are psychotic.

Jesse Andrews quotes: The most beautiful thing about you is that you're not a sock puppet.

The most beautiful thing about you is that you're not a sock puppet.

Jesse Andrews quotes: I ain't eatin out in no Lawrenceville," said Earl with disdain

I ain't eatin out in no Lawrenceville," said Earl with disdain

Jesse Andrews quotes: Jesus Christ in a cockwagon.

Jesus Christ in a cockwagon.

Jesse Andrews quotes: He is pacing back and forth humming the theme from Rent or maybe cats.

He is pacing back and forth humming the theme from Rent or maybe cats.

Jesse Andrews quotes: You cats mind if I make it a trio?' he asked me, and it was not a huge surprise that a dude of his appearance was speaking in Jazz Voice.

You cats mind if I make it a trio?' he asked me, and it was not a huge surprise that a dude of his appearance was speaking in Jazz Voice.

Jesse Andrews quotes: Usually it's when your guard is down that you find yourself saying the most dick sentences of your life.

Usually it's when your guard is down that you find yourself saying the most dick sentences of your life.

Jesse Andrews quotes: I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity.

I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity.

Jesse Andrews quotes: The theater kids? My God, it would be a bloody massacre. They would be found beaten to death with their own dog-eared The Wiz songbooks.

The theater kids? My God, it would be a bloody massacre. They would be found beaten to death with their own dog-eared The Wiz songbooks.

Jesse Andrews quotes: The best ideas are always the simplest.

The best ideas are always the simplest.

Jesse Andrews quotes: Mom was asking me to resume a friendship that had no honest foundation and ended on screamingly awkward terms. How do you do that? You can't.

Mom was asking me to resume a friendship that had no honest foundation and ended on screamingly awkward terms. How do you do that? You can't.

Jesse Andrews quotes: But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman.

But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman.

Jesse Andrews quotes: I said, in my new loud middle-aged-Jewish-woman voice.

I said, in my new loud middle-aged-Jewish-woman voice.

Jesse Andrews quotes: I don't know how to live a normal human life.

I don't know how to live a normal human life.

Jesse Andrews quotes: Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding

Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding

Jesse Andrews quotes: Theory: People always get fired up when an unattractive girl an unattractive dude are dating each other.

Theory: People always get fired up when an unattractive girl an unattractive dude are dating each other.

Jesse Andrews quotes: Urrrrnngh.What is that noise.Regretful polar bear.

Urrrrnngh.
What is that noise.
Regretful polar bear.

Jesse Andrews quotes: It was time to ride the wave or drown in a sea of crazy.

It was time to ride the wave or drown in a sea of crazy.

Jesse Andrews quotes: Having friends is how your life gets fucked up.

Having friends is how your life gets fucked up.

Jesse Andrews quotes: But you gotta live your own life. You gotta take care a your own shit before you get started doing things for errybody else.

But you gotta live your own life. You gotta take care a your own shit before you get started doing things for errybody else.

Jesse Andrews quotes: oaky sounds grea8~! but can i bring frined earl hes cool ul'l liek him ???/

oaky sounds grea8~! but can i bring frined earl hes cool ul'l liek him ???/

Jesse Andrews quotes: When you convert a good book to a film. stupid things happen

When you convert a good book to a film. stupid things happen

Jesse Andrews quotes: It is a universally acknowledged truth that high school sucked.

It is a universally acknowledged truth that high school sucked.

Jesse Andrews quotes: One thing I've learned about people is that the easiest way to get them to like you is to shut up and let them do the talking.

One thing I've learned about people is that the easiest way to get them to like you is to shut up and let them do the talking.

Jesse Andrews quotes: You can pretty much take any sentence in this book and if you read it enough times, you will probably end up committing a homocide

You can pretty much take any sentence in this book and if you read it enough times, you will probably end up committing a homocide

Jesse Andrews quotes: Mitzvah" is Hebrew for "colossal pain in the ass.

Mitzvah" is Hebrew for "colossal pain in the ass.

Jesse Andrews quotes: I might accidentally become like a hermit or a terrorist or something.

I might accidentally become like a hermit or a terrorist or something.

Jesse Andrews quotes: But the hardest is watching your son watching his friend die.

But the hardest is watching your son watching his friend die.

Jesse Andrews quotes: She was now using a voice that women usually reserve for cats.

She was now using a voice that women usually reserve for cats.

Jesse Andrews quotes: If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.

If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.

Jesse Andrews quotes: Liv! The perpetrator has probably not returned to the scene of the crime. Pee Diddy is long gone by now.

Liv! The perpetrator has probably not returned to the scene of the crime. Pee Diddy is long gone by now.

Jesse Andrews quotes: Just because something is weird and hard to understand doesn't mean it's creative.

Just because something is weird and hard to understand doesn't mean it's creative.

Jesse Andrews quotes: Even after somebody dies, you can still keep learning about them

Even after somebody dies, you can still keep learning about them

Jesse Andrews quotes: Greg, we all like weirdos.

Greg, we all like weirdos.

Jesse Andrews quotes: Basically, being a senior means that when people throw things at your teeth, it's accidental. In other words, being a senior is awesome.

Basically, being a senior means that when people throw things at your teeth, it's accidental. In other words, being a senior is awesome.