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Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: Well, Hindsight, have you ever heard of the term Busy Idiot?

Well, Hindsight, have you ever heard of the term Busy Idiot?

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: They'd insert a probe into the patient's head to press the nodule and the patient's immediate response would be to shout out, "FUCK IT! WHY NOT?

They'd insert a probe into the patient's head to press the nodule and the patient's immediate response would be to shout out, "FUCK IT! WHY NOT?

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: Quiet customers get served first.

Quiet customers get served first.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: Billion dollar bonuses turned rules into polite suggestions.

Billion dollar bonuses turned rules into polite suggestions.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: Well, you put a gun to my head.""No. I put a suggestion in your mind and a gun in your hands.

Well, you put a gun to my head."
"No. I put a suggestion in your mind and a gun in your hands.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: I considered going off grid, but where was "off grid" anymore that didn't require me to know how to kill an elephant seal and live off its blubber?

I considered going off grid, but where was "off grid" anymore that didn't require me to know how to kill an elephant seal and live off its blubber?

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: I wasn't a hoarder, but I knew my place gave off a Feral Child Hidey Hole vibe.

I wasn't a hoarder, but I knew my place gave off a Feral Child Hidey Hole vibe.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: Man, Books & Booze is cool, right?. That's the most fun I've had in an interview this year. Definitely the most singing I've done.

Man, Books & Booze is cool, right?. That's the most fun I've had in an interview this year. Definitely the most singing I've done.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.

Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: The terrible loop began on a Tuesday and didn't end until the day I saw a skullcracker swallow the brain of a bank-hired assassin.

The terrible loop began on a Tuesday and didn't end until the day I saw a skullcracker swallow the brain of a bank-hired assassin.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: But my social circle had dwindled. Hell, all I had was a social dot - just me on a one man continuum.

But my social circle had dwindled. Hell, all I had was a social dot - just me on a one man continuum.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: Took to typing as quickly and loudly as possible and yelling, "I'm in!" when accessing basic programs. Made me feel like a hacker.

Took to typing as quickly and loudly as possible and yelling, "I'm in!" when accessing basic programs. Made me feel like a hacker.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: All of this took about a minute, but time stretches out when you're witnessing an abomination.

All of this took about a minute, but time stretches out when you're witnessing an abomination.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: You must understand the immense power of self-serving delusion." I

You must understand the immense power of self-serving delusion." I

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: I mistakenly believed that my life had finally reached the peak of Crazy Bullshit Mountain. Hindsight

I mistakenly believed that my life had finally reached the peak of Crazy Bullshit Mountain. Hindsight

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: You can tell when they're coming for you if you study their faces.

You can tell when they're coming for you if you study their faces.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: By the time I twenty, I was just like everyone else. I still am

By the time I twenty, I was just like everyone else. I still am

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: Loneliness is a hell of a drug.

Loneliness is a hell of a drug.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: The bodies of a man and his dog fused together, skin and fur melded. Nobody wanted to die alone.

The bodies of a man and his dog fused together, skin and fur melded. Nobody wanted to die alone.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: Somewhere, floating in a muddled abstraction beyond your existence as a generally good person, are the Externalities. Fuck 'em and God Bless 'em.

Somewhere, floating in a muddled abstraction beyond your existence as a generally good person, are the Externalities. Fuck 'em and God Bless 'em.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.

I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: Once I catch a serious FUCK IT wave, I ride that thing right up to the sand.

Once I catch a serious FUCK IT wave, I ride that thing right up to the sand.

Jeremy Robert Johnson quotes: He's just a guy who got caught up in a bad habit and made a few mistakes at work." "He's

He's just a guy who got caught up in a bad habit and made a few mistakes at work." "He's