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Jenn Cooksey quotes: I'm totally on Facebook, my alias is Invisible Nightmare.

I'm totally on Facebook, my alias is Invisible Nightmare.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: One: Enormous relief. Two: Fury. Three: Envy, because he's got a cigarette and I don't,

One: Enormous relief. Two: Fury. Three: Envy, because he's got a cigarette and I don't,

Jenn Cooksey quotes: I'm gonna take a minute here because you seriously need to understand how magnificent this guy is.

I'm gonna take a minute here because you seriously need to understand how magnificent this guy is.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: The hell? She BETTER fucking remember me!

The hell? She BETTER fucking remember me!

Jenn Cooksey quotes: He and I speak the same language ... we just have different accents.

He and I speak the same language ... we just have different accents.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: They say when you die, your life flashes before your eyes.It's true.Except all I can see is Cole.Because he was my life.

They say when you die, your life flashes before your eyes.
It's true.
Except all I can see is Cole.
Because he was my life.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: Thunderdome will never be boring so I'll have fresh battle scars when I die.

Thunderdome will never be boring so I'll have fresh battle scars when I die.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: But we're worth it. We're worth trying.

But we're worth it. We're worth trying.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: Oh, you know ... staring down fear, laughing in the face of death, taking a ride in Hell, and in general, testing the waters of the unknown.

Oh, you know ... staring down fear, laughing in the face of death, taking a ride in Hell, and in general, testing the waters of the unknown.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: True, but Little Sister is patient and she's always watching.

True, but Little Sister is patient and she's always watching.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: I love the little kids... they're my minions.

I love the little kids... they're my minions.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together ... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway.

Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together ... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: Just so you understand; he's using a scene from Buffy to ask me out!!!!

Just so you understand; he's using a scene from Buffy to ask me out!!!!

Jenn Cooksey quotes: Bad sex is a fuckin' myth, like a goddamned legendary creature in some fuckin' sappy fairytale.

Bad sex is a fuckin' myth, like a goddamned legendary creature in some fuckin' sappy fairytale.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get 'em straight

Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get 'em straight

Jenn Cooksey quotes: Sarcasm. It's not just a form of speech; it's a dear friend. Oh,

Sarcasm. It's not just a form of speech; it's a dear friend. Oh,

Jenn Cooksey quotes: Oh God, my poor baby ... she's just as fucked up as I am. I love it!

Oh God, my poor baby ... she's just as fucked up as I am. I love it!

Jenn Cooksey quotes: Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude ... she was fuckin' grisly.

Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude ... she was fuckin' grisly.

Jenn Cooksey quotes: What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid?

What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid?