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I'm totally on Facebook, my alias is Invisible Nightmare.

One: Enormous relief. Two: Fury. Three: Envy, because he's got a cigarette and I don't,

I'm gonna take a minute here because you seriously need to understand how magnificent this guy is.

The hell? She BETTER fucking remember me!

He and I speak the same language ... we just have different accents.

They say when you die, your life flashes before your eyes.
It's true.
Except all I can see is Cole.
Because he was my life.

Thunderdome will never be boring so I'll have fresh battle scars when I die.

But we're worth it. We're worth trying.

Oh, you know ... staring down fear, laughing in the face of death, taking a ride in Hell, and in general, testing the waters of the unknown.

True, but Little Sister is patient and she's always watching.

I love the little kids... they're my minions.

Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together ... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway.

Just so you understand; he's using a scene from Buffy to ask me out!!!!

Bad sex is a fuckin' myth, like a goddamned legendary creature in some fuckin' sappy fairytale.

Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get 'em straight

Sarcasm. It's not just a form of speech; it's a dear friend. Oh,

Oh God, my poor baby ... she's just as fucked up as I am. I love it!

Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude ... she was fuckin' grisly.

What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid?