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Jack Benny quotes: I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like ... well, Eichmann maybe.

I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like ... well, Eichmann maybe.

Jack Benny quotes: When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

Jack Benny quotes: Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

Jack Benny quotes: I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

Jack Benny quotes: No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.

Jack Benny quotes: Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

Jack Benny quotes: Modesty is my best quality.

Modesty is my best quality.

Jack Benny quotes: Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny quotes: I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.

I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.

Jack Benny quotes: A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

Jack Benny quotes: It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Jack Benny quotes: I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Jack Benny quotes: The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.

The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.

Jack Benny quotes: There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

Jack Benny quotes: I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.

I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.

Jack Benny quotes: I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.

I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.

Jack Benny quotes: I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.

I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.

Jack Benny quotes: A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

Jack Benny quotes: Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.

Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.

Jack Benny quotes: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Jack Benny quotes: Try saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere

Try saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere

Jack Benny quotes: I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

Jack Benny quotes: I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Jack Benny quotes: Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.

Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.