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If you don't feel drowsy after lunch and don't yawn in the office, you're not a perfect employee!

There is only one reason of YOUR failure..
'You

I think. I write. I am.

Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!

Do question, even the basics!
You will be a fool for once!
If you don't, you will be, for a lifetime..

I am trying to convince myself.. how much I hate you.. the way I convinced, how much I love you..

Being selfless is the biggest wiring mistake in us.

A best friend is one who understands humour in your most weird jokes..

Unsatisfied parents produce professionally successful but personally discontent children.

The way contemporary literature is emerging, soon we can expect "Item poetry" in novels.

One of the biggest mistakes women do is, they think that One day 'he' will realize, apologize and come back..

If you have no sense of humor, You have no sense at all..

If all of a sudden the number of friend requests in your profile increases, understand that the thirty days block period of people is over..

Being understanding is a curse because even if they hurt you,they are convinced "you will understand

Size doesn't but dick matters!

A snake must be treated as a snake, forgiving it every time it showed you its fangs, will not transform into a garland of flowers.

The problem was, she wanted to get loved so badly that she couldn't tell it wasn't love.

Always take the time of 180 days before you call yourself committed to someone.
It takes at least a time span of six months to shed the fake skin.

It is never that I never failed and did not think of quitting, I tried quitting and failed in that too!!

A loving family is the biggest treasure a person can ever have..

87 % of youngsters have backache, and rest of 13 % have no computer..!

I believe in success.
No matter how much the hard work sucks, the triumph is just like good sex!

Hesitation and the fear of being judged kills more relationships than misunderstanding and arguments.

Success is nothing but a reason to hold on to struggle.

If your partner has ever humiliated you.. he can never respect you all over again ..

Religion is to wait for the Navratras and the Shradhs to get over so that we can enjoy sex, liquor and flesh.

Want to be successful?
Change your priorities!

When people say sex is a filth of society, I say, yes! You're born by enchanting mantras and breaking coconuts!

And yes.. There is one asshole in your office who gets paid really higher than you for his bullshit.. Called boss..

Once you experience a major loss and survive, everything else after that you lose seems petty and doesn't affect you much.

Some Memories are better be destroyed.. you never know when do you fall in love with someone, and when you're kicked out.. it's life, crazy enough!

Sometimes, all you want is a warm loving embrace.. and no words..

Some people I see are so talented that they are just wasting their time on writing at Facebook. Talent must be productive..

Erotic Romance is a complete women thing.. by the women for the women.. Men don't even have an idea where women's imaginations can reach..!

Deal with it, get over it, live it, it's life, it's a woman and it will bleed and have pms.

I am badly cursed with low budget and high taste..

People pay attention to the things they want to listen, anything that doesn't please them is rubbish.

Butterflies??? Naah.. I feel the whole zoo inside me when I see you..

Bootlicking is only a way to get published, not to become a writer

It's hard to hold all the balls together in the arms and run, somehow, anyhow they fall. I collect and they fall again.

Relationship depends upon how strong efforts you make to carry it forward. easiest thing is to step back and change the track, choose now.

Actions speak louder than voice but words hurt harder than punches

Wanna be happy?
Stop comparing!

The biggest mystery of the people is "The People".

If you won't take yourself seriously,
why would anyone else?
If you can't love yourself madly,
how could anyone else?

You shall take time to reach here, where I can see the soft clouds floating under my feet..

When Life Sucks, Get an awesome blowjob from her.

I live like a woman and I love like a man.
If only,you can deal with it.

Lucky : An idiot person with a punchable face who gets something what he doesn't deserve.

If "silence is golden" then we have a 24 carat prime minister ... !!!

The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements

Don't castrate,
But educate,
At least to masturbate!

Reading books would be boring if you lack imagination ...

The sex, it automatically becomes amazing when you own the person, you know he is loyal and no matter what he is not going to leave you.

Thou art guilty to ye foundations,thee shalt kiss burn in hell..

The biggest mistake is not to forgive someone who broke your trust but to return him the previous version of you who trusted blindly.

A bestseller is a book written by a rich person of Indian roots staying in Europe for more than a decade..

Things you call wrong, describe your levels of acceptance and understanding..

Once upon a time.. you were the happiest person ... and then you fell in love ...

Dear headphones.
Will you please stop fucking each other. It takes too much time to set you guys apart.
Thanks

Love is like a slut,
Available for all,
Loyal to no one..

Be a gentleman, and do it gently.

You cannot enjoy Maggie if you do not lick your plate at the end!!

A woman settles down when she meets a gentleman among escaping chickens, funny baboons, and tricky hyenas .
I'm yet to meet a homosapien.

The key to long term relationship is to have the cleanest fight and the dirtiest sex.

Professionalism' is my only Religion and I am 'Workofanatic

Erotic fiction is written for a class.
To understand and enjoy it, either you should have the class or the classy open mind.

Men are by wits not by dicks

Every woman thinks her man is the only exception and every second woman knows he is just the same..
#loyalty

Anything that makes you laugh, giggle or smile.. Do it again..

Never marry a person less educated than you. You, not only degrade yourself but also your kids will suffer whole life.

You have not achieved anything in life if you have not enjoyed the food made by your mom..

Things hurt.. accepted. Shedding tears.. accepted. Sadness.. accepted.. But to quit and make your work suffer.. not at all accepted..

Vikrant : I want to taste honey pot, You are shy, free yourself, like an animal, feel like an animal, they don't know sin. Do they?

Sometimes.. You love a bowl of noodles more than your partner at midnight.

If you're good at something, never let your friends know, because for their purpose,they will make you do it for free

Nothing is respectfully amazing than a man who finds no shame to tell the world how grateful he is for all the love and sacrifices his woman made..

I salute your level of patience if you watch these daily soaps. I cannot kill because there's not enough space for graveyards.

He loved adventure but then he got hired by accenture!

The more our fingers are getting skilled on keypad the more we are losing the art of holding the pen.

No doubts our generation is producing another form of grub street literature.. Welcome to the world of hack writers..

Women! They madly love Casanovas for their traits and equally hate them for being disloyal.

The best thing about all of us, no matter how troublesome our lives are, we don't quit and fight back..