Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet. ...

I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet. (Helen Fielding)

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Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

Helen Fielding Quotes: I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.