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H. Allen Smith quotes: The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

H. Allen Smith quotes: Put it back in the horse!

Put it back in the horse!

H. Allen Smith quotes: We believe in healthy, hearty laughter at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter
at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

H. Allen Smith quotes: On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

H. Allen Smith quotes: Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.

Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.

H. Allen Smith quotes: There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

H. Allen Smith quotes: Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.

Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.

H. Allen Smith quotes: Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.