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The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

Put it back in the horse!

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter
at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.

There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.