George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast. ...

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast. (George Burns)

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George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

George Burns Quotes: I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.