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Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly ...

Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!

I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

Hot oil! We need hot oil! ... Forget the water balloons!

The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait ... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

I never liked my own species.

The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.

It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.

The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.

The idea for any cartoon (my experience, anyway) is rarely spontaneous. Good ideas usually evolve out of pretty lame ones, and vice versa.

Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages ... but you should see the birds smack it.

Thunderstick? ... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?' ... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.

We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We ...

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' ...

If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.