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Gary Larson quotes: Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

Gary Larson quotes: I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

Gary Larson quotes: Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly ...

Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly ...

Gary Larson quotes: Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!

Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!

Gary Larson quotes: I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.

I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.

Gary Larson quotes: I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

Gary Larson quotes: Hot oil! We need hot oil! ... Forget the water balloons!

Hot oil! We need hot oil! ... Forget the water balloons!

Gary Larson quotes: The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait ... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.

The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait ... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.

Gary Larson quotes: Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'

Gary Larson quotes: I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

Gary Larson quotes: On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

Gary Larson quotes: I never liked my own species.

I never liked my own species.

Gary Larson quotes: The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.

The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.

Gary Larson quotes: This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.

Gary Larson quotes: It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.

It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.

Gary Larson quotes: The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.

The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.

Gary Larson quotes: If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

Gary Larson quotes: What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

Gary Larson quotes: You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.

Gary Larson quotes: The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

Gary Larson quotes: I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.

I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.

Gary Larson quotes: Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Gary Larson quotes: Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.

Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.

Gary Larson quotes: The idea for any cartoon (my experience, anyway) is rarely spontaneous. Good ideas usually evolve out of pretty lame ones, and vice versa.

The idea for any cartoon (my experience, anyway) is rarely spontaneous. Good ideas usually evolve out of pretty lame ones, and vice versa.

Gary Larson quotes: Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages ... but you should see the birds smack it.

Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages ... but you should see the birds smack it.

Gary Larson quotes: Thunderstick? ... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?' ... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.

Thunderstick? ... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?' ... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.

Gary Larson quotes: We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We ...

We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We ...

Gary Larson quotes: By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' ...

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' ...

Gary Larson quotes: If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.

If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.