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Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.

My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I make love like never, only less often.

I make love like never, only less often.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in

Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle - and mine just got stolen.

Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle - and mine just got stolen.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: My love's got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me.

My love's got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: Love is inaudible - until you hear it. And once you do, you'll never forget the sound of her voice.

Love is inaudible - until you hear it. And once you do, you'll never forget the sound of her voice.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal.

If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.

I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes: I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.