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Dana Carvey quotes: I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character.

Dana Carvey quotes: While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.

Dana Carvey quotes: Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

Dana Carvey quotes: I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

Dana Carvey quotes: Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

Dana Carvey quotes: You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

Dana Carvey quotes: I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.

Dana Carvey quotes: I'm more of a people pleaser.

I'm more of a people pleaser.

Dana Carvey quotes: If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.

Dana Carvey quotes: When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

Dana Carvey quotes: If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.

Dana Carvey quotes: You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

Dana Carvey quotes: A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

Dana Carvey quotes: I'm a real people-pleaser.

I'm a real people-pleaser.

Dana Carvey quotes: I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.

Dana Carvey quotes: I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.

Dana Carvey quotes: I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

Dana Carvey quotes: Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

Dana Carvey quotes: I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

Dana Carvey quotes: I never read the tabloids.

I never read the tabloids.

Dana Carvey quotes: You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

Dana Carvey quotes: I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.

I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.

Dana Carvey quotes: I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.

Dana Carvey quotes: I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.

Dana Carvey quotes: That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

Dana Carvey quotes: I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.

Dana Carvey quotes: I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.