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Cristela Alonzo quotes: When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.

When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: A lot of my material was based on my family.

A lot of my material was based on my family.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.

That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.

Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.

There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good.

I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture.

It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: My family doesn't understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival.

My family doesn't understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.

The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back

My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie.

My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative.

I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot.

Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.

I can't tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.

I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.

My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.

I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience.

To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience.

Cristela Alonzo quotes: The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters.

The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters.