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Chevy Chase quotes: If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.

Chevy Chase quotes: I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

Chevy Chase quotes: I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

Chevy Chase quotes: Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.

Chevy Chase quotes: I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

Chevy Chase quotes: I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

Chevy Chase quotes: I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.

Chevy Chase quotes: You can't observe as much if you're observed by others.

You can't observe as much if you're observed by others.

Chevy Chase quotes: What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.

What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.

Chevy Chase quotes: Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

Chevy Chase quotes: All my children inherited perfect pitch.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Chevy Chase quotes: I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

Chevy Chase quotes: Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Chevy Chase quotes: We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.

Chevy Chase quotes: Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Chevy Chase quotes: How much do I owe you?

How much do I owe you?

Chevy Chase quotes: A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

Chevy Chase quotes: Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children.

Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children.

Chevy Chase quotes: Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

Chevy Chase quotes: It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

Chevy Chase quotes: With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

Chevy Chase quotes: I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

Chevy Chase quotes: Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

Chevy Chase quotes: They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.

Chevy Chase quotes: My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

Chevy Chase quotes: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Chevy Chase quotes: The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

Chevy Chase quotes: I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do!

I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do!

Chevy Chase quotes: There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

Chevy Chase quotes: Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people.

Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people.

Chevy Chase quotes: The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

Chevy Chase quotes: I feel like a hundred dollars.

I feel like a hundred dollars.

Chevy Chase quotes: You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.

Chevy Chase quotes: Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Chevy Chase quotes: Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

Chevy Chase quotes: What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

Chevy Chase quotes: You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

Chevy Chase quotes: The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.

Chevy Chase quotes: I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

Chevy Chase quotes: I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

Chevy Chase quotes: It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.