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Carrot Top quotes: Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

Carrot Top quotes: My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

Carrot Top quotes: Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

Carrot Top quotes: I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

Carrot Top quotes: I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

Carrot Top quotes: People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'

Carrot Top quotes: My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

Carrot Top quotes: I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

Carrot Top quotes: Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

Carrot Top quotes: I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

Carrot Top quotes: I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

Carrot Top quotes: I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

Carrot Top quotes: People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

Carrot Top quotes: I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Carrot Top quotes: The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

Carrot Top quotes: I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

Carrot Top quotes: So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

Carrot Top quotes: I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

Carrot Top quotes: Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Carrot Top quotes: Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Carrot Top quotes: Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

Carrot Top quotes: I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

Carrot Top quotes: There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

Carrot Top quotes: Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

Carrot Top quotes: I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

Carrot Top quotes: My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

Carrot Top quotes: When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Carrot Top quotes: I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

Carrot Top quotes: Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

Carrot Top quotes: Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Carrot Top quotes: I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people ... especially comics.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people ... especially comics.

Carrot Top quotes: I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Carrot Top quotes: People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Carrot Top quotes: It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

Carrot Top quotes: I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

Carrot Top quotes: I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

Carrot Top quotes: Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

Carrot Top quotes: It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.