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I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.

Honestly, so much of my book is about the best things in my life have happened since I'm 40.

My father was a huge influence on me.

When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.

Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

My stand-up act is very clean.

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention.

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.

I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.'

There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk.

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!

If you thought you didn't like some people on land ...