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Carol Leifer quotes: I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

Carol Leifer quotes: I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

Carol Leifer quotes: Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.

Carol Leifer quotes: As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.

Carol Leifer quotes: All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

Carol Leifer quotes: I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.

I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.

Carol Leifer quotes: Honestly, so much of my book is about the best things in my life have happened since I'm 40.

Honestly, so much of my book is about the best things in my life have happened since I'm 40.

Carol Leifer quotes: My father was a huge influence on me.

My father was a huge influence on me.

Carol Leifer quotes: When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.

When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.

Carol Leifer quotes: Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.

Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G.

Carol Leifer quotes: It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

Carol Leifer quotes: There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

Carol Leifer quotes: My stand-up act is very clean.

My stand-up act is very clean.

Carol Leifer quotes: My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention.

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention.

Carol Leifer quotes: The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!

Carol Leifer quotes: I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.

Carol Leifer quotes: I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

Carol Leifer quotes: My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.

My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.

Carol Leifer quotes: I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore.

I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore.

Carol Leifer quotes: I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Carol Leifer quotes: Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

Carol Leifer quotes: I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.

I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.

Carol Leifer quotes: My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.'

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.'

Carol Leifer quotes: There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk.

There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk.

Carol Leifer quotes: Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!

Carol Leifer quotes: If you thought you didn't like some people on land ...

If you thought you didn't like some people on land ...