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Imagined slights could be more poisonous than real ones.

I can tell the difference between a Corvette and a Mustang. It was the woman sitting on the hood that got me flustered.

I updrive a Bronco."
"How environmentally irresponsible of you.

I swear on Annie's grave," Gary repeated to Mel, "this ain't my fault. They were like this when I picked 'em up at the station.

At least if I
was picking guys up in fits of drunken idiocy, they were not only handsome, but also even mildly clever.

Nobody who loved life and new experiences that much was ever going to get old, not really. Wiser and eventually dead, maybe, but not old.

Friends don't threaten friends' distributor caps

Music, unleashed, can uplift and create and destroy, stripping away pretenses and leaving raw, exposed vulnerability behind.

Being herself was extraordinary enough,

I'm not a goddamned faith healer! I don't talk to God! I'm a mechanic and her goddamned engine was broken!
Joanne

Cute. Who is she?" "The devil." "Really. I thought the devil would be taller.

Thank God genuine video phones hadn't been invented. I hadn't even grabbed a towel. Ford Prefect would despair of me.

He fell ass over tea Kettle

He can't keep this up forever, Joanne. Stop fucking around. Did other people have little voices in their heads that said things like that?

One forgets the fear of heights when one cannot fall

I could kidnap your mother," he offered. "If you need the phone records explained.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind.

She had a body that even I coveted in a strictly Platonic sense.

You fought demons?" Jane said incredulously, "And I thought my life was weird."
"You turn into a giant panther. Your life is weird.

I told myself that, too. It turned out myself was a skeptical bitch and didn't believe me.

start with one true thing

If you're going to get technical, you're going to lose all your friends.