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Bryan Callen quotes: My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

Bryan Callen quotes: Being in quite a few movies ... there's always things that are changing about a film.

Being in quite a few movies ... there's always things that are changing about a film.

Bryan Callen quotes: It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.

It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.

Bryan Callen quotes: Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

Bryan Callen quotes: Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

Bryan Callen quotes: I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.

Bryan Callen quotes: As an actor, you're never busy enough.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Bryan Callen quotes: One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.

One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.

Bryan Callen quotes: If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

Bryan Callen quotes: I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

Bryan Callen quotes: There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

Bryan Callen quotes: I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

Bryan Callen quotes: My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

Bryan Callen quotes: I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

Bryan Callen quotes: My parents were really nice to me.

My parents were really nice to me.

Bryan Callen quotes: I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

Bryan Callen quotes: Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.