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Beth Ehemann quotes: With my sunglasses shielding my eyes, she had no idea I stared at her constantly.

With my sunglasses shielding my eyes, she had no idea I stared at her constantly.

Beth Ehemann quotes: I have the sexiest, sweetest, most amazing boyfriend on the planet who's not afraid to kick his ass if he gets out of line.

I have the sexiest, sweetest, most amazing boyfriend on the planet who's not afraid to kick his ass if he gets out of line.

Beth Ehemann quotes: You two are like Dumb and Dumber on ice skates.

You two are like Dumb and Dumber on ice skates.

Beth Ehemann quotes: Tommy would never look at me like that, except maybe if I were walking toward him butt naked carrying a heaping plate of bacon.

Tommy would never look at me like that, except maybe if I were walking toward him butt naked carrying a heaping plate of bacon.

Beth Ehemann quotes: What my Twinkies want, my Twinkies get.

What my Twinkies want, my Twinkies get.

Beth Ehemann quotes: I haven't brushed yet." "I'll take my chances," he said, gently pulling my hands away from my mouth. "Pay the toll, stinky.

I haven't brushed yet."
"I'll take my chances," he said, gently pulling my hands away from my mouth. "Pay the toll, stinky.

Beth Ehemann quotes: Pinkie swear?" Piper asked quietly, holding her tiny pinky finger in the air. "How about we change it to Twinkie swear?

Pinkie swear?" Piper asked quietly, holding her tiny pinky finger in the air.
"How about we change it to Twinkie swear?

Beth Ehemann quotes: You are my future, Kacie. You're my present and my future and if I could figure out a way to invent a damn time machine, you'd be my past.

You are my future, Kacie. You're my present and my future and if I could figure out a way to invent a damn time machine, you'd be my past.

Beth Ehemann quotes: His nose holes are opening and closing," Piper responded, making a gross face.

His nose holes are opening and closing," Piper responded, making a gross face.

Beth Ehemann quotes: You're a good man, Brody." "It's my mom's fault.

You're a good man, Brody."
"It's my mom's fault.

Beth Ehemann quotes: Fuck you, smiley face.

Fuck you, smiley face.

Beth Ehemann quotes: Any physical contact with her was a bonus. She could give me a noogie and I'd consider it a win.

Any physical contact with her was a bonus. She could give me a noogie and I'd consider it a win.