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Bennett Cerf quotes: For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

Bennett Cerf quotes: One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.

One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.

Bennett Cerf quotes: An oboe is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.

An oboe is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.

Bennett Cerf quotes: Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Bennett Cerf quotes: The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Bennett Cerf quotes: There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.

There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.

Bennett Cerf quotes: Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.

Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.

Bennett Cerf quotes: Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

Bennett Cerf quotes: The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?

Bennett Cerf quotes: I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.

I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.

Bennett Cerf quotes: Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

Bennett Cerf quotes: The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

Bennett Cerf quotes: Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

Bennett Cerf quotes: Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.

Bennett Cerf quotes: TV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.

TV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.

Bennett Cerf quotes: Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

Bennett Cerf quotes: Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.

Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.