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Ardal O'Hanlon quotes: Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person.

Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person.

Ardal O'Hanlon quotes: I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.

I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.

Ardal O'Hanlon quotes: Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city.

Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city.

Ardal O'Hanlon quotes: If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

Ardal O'Hanlon quotes: Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.

Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.