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A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten. (Andy Borowitz)

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Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

Andy Borowitz Quotes: A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.